I don't remember what the exact statistics were. Perhaps my anonymous stalker can correct me. But supposedly, this is the statistical likelihood that I will talk about a certain subject whenever I say, "Hey, guess what?" So Lifehouse, if you're reading this, you should be highly flattered. Although I would be impressed if you were. Did you also read my cartoon preview about stalking fans on MySpace? And Anna, I already told you, and you should be less flattered than Lifehouse, but still, 30% is a significant chunk. It's probably because you're not around, so I talk about you. And Superman, if you're reading this, I'll be even more impressed than I would be if Lifehouse were reading this. I don't really think you should be particularly flattered, though. I mean you are a pretty significant figure in your realm, you have many fans at this point, and 1% isn't really noteworthy. I am one of your fans, but I think your costume is too garish and revealing. That's my main problem. Good thing I'm not superficial, though. I think it's what's in your soul that counts, not what you're wearing. Oh, and of course your super powers. As for the remaining 9% of you, you should be thankful that I'm not obsessed with you. Or maybe I am, but I'm so ashamed of it that I don't go around proclaiming, "Guess what?" whenever there's news about you. Actually, if you're reading this and you haven't been mentioned, you should probably assume that that's the case.