Circles In My Head

So, I have a funny story. I was playing boggle with my mom, and I thought maybe I could get the word "bosom," but I completely forgot how to spell it! So I started writing down all these possible variations that I could get, in case they were the right spelling, just to cover my bases. And I knew that if I could get "bosom," I could also get "bosomed," so I had to write down all those variations, too. At the end of the round, most of what I had written down were various misspellings of the word "bosom" and "bosomed." None of them were correct, I found. I was explaining all this to my mom, while keeping my list to myself. And I was a little bit embarrassed at the number of misspellings that I thought might have been correct. I went to get some juice, and I noticed that my mom was looking at my paper, and I blurted out, without thinking, "Don't look at my bosoms!" Then I realized what I had said and we all started cracking up. My dad was in the room too.