Well, I finished reading the first book. I guess I'll write a review. Or a book report. Oh, man, I used to hate writing book reports. Maybe because I never read the book. There was this one time in seventh grade...
Well, I should probably stay focused, or you'll give me a bad grade. So it was all good and interesting at the beginning. A little slow to get into it, like all books are, but not as much as most books. Then Edward was an intriguing character, just the type of person I used to fall in love with on TV. Like Angel, in a lot of ways, but more superhero. And I always love the superhero type. With the super speed and the ability to read minds and everything. So that's all good, but then the relationship moves way too fast - suddenly they're openly in love with each other, and the romance gets really awkward. So about halfway through the book, everything falls into place, and everyone is happy, as Bella meets Edward's family and learns some history about it. That might as well be the end of the book, although a lot of intense things happen after that. Melanie agreed, it was more like two books, one after the other.
Very good, compared to all the other books I've ever read. I'm glad livejournal seems to be working. Okay, back to seventh grade: We were supposed to do an oral report, and apparently a lot of people were reading the same book. So I took a copy of that book that everyone was reading, and procrastinated. Then the day that the report was due, I still hadn't read it. So a bunch of people gave their reports before me, summing up the book pretty well. When it was my turn, I got up in front of everyone and gave a summary of what had already been said. I think I got an A.
I hope you didn't notice the tense change when you're reading my report.